So I decided that with all this economic turmoil and collapse of wall street, I need to take a step back from the Mc Hattan grind and relearn how to enjoy the simpler things in life... such as long walks in the park, sunsets, crawling around on sandy beaches (see John's video).
The following is my sure-fire plan to accomplish this:
Step One: Grow a Beard!!!!
Here is my progress- Past:

Present:
Future: